Friday, December 13, 2013

Whore Out time with Review for This Loves Not For Sale by Ella Dominguez

Amazon Purchase Link: http://amzn.com/B00FJE9026






BLURB:

Written for mature audiences and contains kinky graphic sexual encounters, profanity, bondage & discipline, domination and submission, loads of steamy verbosity, and an alpha male that'll irk you, irritate you, then finally make you quiver, laugh and swoon.

Erotic, touching and humorous.

Tucker: Arrogant, brutally honest, and fond of bondage and discipline.

Lilliana: Stubborn, opinionated, and impatient.

When the real estate mogul who is used to getting his way in all things meets the 30-something year old dental hygienist who has inherited a large tract of land, their chemistry and physical attraction to one another is undeniable. Realizing that Lilliana is sitting on a real estate goldmine, Tucker sets his sight on trying to obtain her acreage at any cost - even if it means deceiving her and buying his way into her heart. But Lilliana has no interest in falling in love or being pursued by a certain attractive yet arrogant alpha male interested in her property and she can't be bought.

Just when things are heating up and Tucker starts to fall for Lilliana, she discovers where his true motivations lie, forcing her to seek sweet revenge the only way she knows how - by giving in to his every fantasy and toying with his emotions.






Wendy's Review:

I'll start this with a big WHAT THE FUCK? Because in all honesty I was expecting something completely different from what I got. I'd never heard of Ella Dominguez or any of her work before noticing this pop up on my Amazon recommendations. After reading the blurb I decided what the hey because first, it was free (who doesn't love free shit?), but second I was in the mood for something other than the sweet nothings I've been reading and the synops sounded intriguing. 

Now on to business---
We start this book out with a name being YELLED! The name synonymous throughout this small Connecticut town as being the one Play-Boy extraordinaire, Tucker McGrath! I'm not gonna lie, this was about as stimulating to me as a stiff one because I automatically thought two people were getting it on. However, realization quickly got the best of me as I continued reading. Lilliana (Lilly) is a dental hygienist and her upcoming patient happens to be Tucker, whom she's heard of but has yet to meet.  And meeting him under the present circumstances does not give her an easy appeal towards liking him. 

Tucker is a lover of women and dominance. But, he's also after something that he's just found out Lilly has. This makes for an interesting plot. When the two meet on Tucker's terms, the instant chemistry and humor take affect. Also, there is no way in hell that these two can deny the sexual heat blasting off each other when they're in close proximity. It's like throwing a lit fuse in a tub of water and hearing it sizzle. Lilly and Tucker are fire crackers together. 

I need to stop for a minute and point out that when I say humor, I mean there were moments where I literally had to clench my pussy walls so I wouldn't have an accident. 
Let me give you a few examples: 

McG: 11:39 PM: Tease. A: Bushy prehistoric looking veggies frighten me. 

Lilliana: 11:41 PM: WTH are we talking about here?
 
McG: 11:42 PM: Fucking auto correct. VAGINAS! Bushy vaginas put the fear of God in me...
  
Then..........
"No, it's just that you gave me the willies in my muffin and now I have cactopus." 

And..........

"I suppose. But we'd better stop off and get plenty of Preparation-H for the trip."

Tucker gasped in disgusted shock. "Why? What the hell is wrong with your asshole?"

"You; you're a major pain in it."  
I hope to hell that you're not laughing too hard because when you put only these three examples into the right context, you'll be missing the toilet by a mile. I was dying with some of the conversations between these two stubborn ass characters. There is something to be said when an author can write out full monologues between people that are hilariously in sync and on point with each other. I was hooked. 

And because I'm a dirrrty pervy, I MUST get to the deeds! This fucking/lovemaking was scorching. I felt like when Tucker was opening his mouth I knew what to expect after his first sexual prose on Lilly, but boy was I wrong. When I say that Tucker is an ALPHA-MALE I really am serious and when it comes to him and his sex-ing it's even more profound. Don't get me wrong here, there were times where I thought he was being lenient with Lilly when he could have been more sterner, but...WOWZERS! 

 "It's easy, Lilly. Say: please, Tucker, shove your tongue in my cunt. Make me scream for more. Fuck me with that tongue of yours. Say it." 

And with that alone, my own panties were in flames and my cooch was a soppy wet mess of epic proportions. 

Okay, if you haven't yet realized it, you should have already 1-clicked on this book. I'm not going to say that it's for everyone. There are still some issues with it that even I had (I'll point those out to you in a moment). BUT,  if you're in the mood for a sensual read with a HOT male lead and a 'Pet' with a sassy mouth, a book that will have you in tears from laughing and give you belly clenching emotion, this one is definitely on my list of recommendations. 

---I'm going to point out reasons why Tucker makes my list of Hot Alpha-Males: 
1. His Mouth! Dear God...the things that come out of this arrogant, cocky, self-absorbed man's mouth make me want to hibernate in my own va-jay-jay. I'm not saying this lightly. Tucker has a mouth on him that would make my own mom want to fry his tongue in a vat of simmering oil. But, I love it! 

2. Arrogance, cocky, self-absorbed! Yup, you read it right. I love a man that is all about himself and his determination to get ahead and stay ahead in life. This doesn't mean that I'm not for a guy that wants to put his lady-love ahead in the game, but to me, for him to do that, he's got to know what it is that's most important in his life and reach it. Tucker does it for me. 

3. Sincerity! Come on ladies (men too)...we all know we're a bunch of selfish snobs vying for attention, but realistically we crave a sincere emotion that only a significant other can provide. Regardless of the drama that unfolds in this story, I felt Tucker's sincerity. That to me, is what counts.

4. His DOMINANCE! 
While at times I found it fleeting at best, Tucker really is a Dominant that just needs to have control. Even when he allows Lilly her flops, you'll note that he's never really out of his role as a DOM. 

I could probably name a few more, but I really think for you to get the full effect of Tucker McGrath, you need to read he and Lilly's story. This book...OH...This book!

I don't normally point out my issues with books other than how I felt about them in a whole, but because I also don't normally post a review for a book that we're not on a blog tour for, I'm changing my tune here. I feel like the slight issues I had with this book DO NOT warrant a person not to pick it up, only that I need to point them out. 

-This Loves Not For Sale is written in the 3rd person, which I absolutely love. However, with this story, I felt like the names of the characters were thrown out so much. There are points where when it's from Tucker's 3rd person POV, "Lilliana" is over-used in a sort of generic use. There are definitely times for a "She", "Her", or even nothing at all.  

-I feel like my next issue is sort of lame and unexplainable, but I seriously couldn't get over the use of it. Lilly refers to the bathroom, in a house, as a restroom, and I had an over inflicted need to correct her EVERY TIME.  I know....STUPID! But I just...I couldn't get it out of my head. Yes, please refer to it as a restroom in a public setting, but if it's at a home and there's a bathtub in it, I need to read/hear- BATHROOM! Fuck it...I'm insane for this one. Whatever!
rest room


noun; rooms or a room having a washbowl, toilet, and other facilities for use by employees, visitors, etc., as in a store, theater, or office.


-My next one really isn't much, only that I could have used more with the epilogue. It completed the story well, but I was yearning for more on the future of Tucker and Lilly.  



And with that I leave you with my rating of 4 WHORE-TAS-TIC STARS! 
(and another teaser pic)








 

2 comments:

  1. Thank you for reading & reviewing! Much love & appreciation!

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  2. Great book. I love Ella's stories.

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